Has this ever happened to you?

I was sitting in a waiting room in a Seattle high-rise office building some time ago, when the urge hit me to take a dump. Unfortunately, the restrooms were on the other side of the building and I doubted that I could make it there in time. Since the waiting room was empty of other people, I walked over to the window and opened it. I pulled my pants down, bent over and backed up to the window.





The feces flew forth with a considerable amount of force, what with the gas pockets assisting in the delivery. Considering that it was in a mushy liquid type of form, it squirted out easily for the delivery, without any splattering on the window sill. Though I was five stories up, I could hear the shrieks and shouts from below.





After I had finished, I wiped myself clean with the curtains and pulled my pants back up. I looked out the window to survey the damage below. Quite a few people had been soiled, all of whom were looking back up at me.

Has this ever happened to you?
Why, yes; it HAS happened to me! Only difference; the window I was in had no curtains, so I used the leaf of a nearby plant.
Reply:you are funny Report Abuse

Reply:only if you were waiting to interview on the howard stern show( no offense to howard)
Reply:What a vivid, if somewhat distasteful, imagination you have.
Reply:Dude you are so nasty.
Reply:That's quite disgusting.


I actually don't know why I kept reading after "I walked over to the window and opened it..."


You have one weird imagination!
Reply:Umm ok That is a very werid stituation why didn't you just run I would of tryed to make it to the bathroom the making others mad
Reply:scary
Reply:No, but thanks for the laugh. Keep on poopin'!
Reply:Grow up.
Reply:so your the bastard who crapped on my ferrari?!? just wait till i get my hands on you...
Reply:You have serious social problems dude!!!





SEEK HELP!!
Reply:???????????????????????????
Reply:that.





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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:i wouldn't share that story with anyone else ever again.
Reply:what is wrong with you? Imagine the story the guy who got hit has "how was your day honny" "Some asshole shitted on me. there has to be a law against that. Oh how bout defacing private property [the curtins] unorderly contact, not taking your mental pills prescribed by a doctor. you better be bullshitting me
Reply:That is absolutely appalling! I hope that was just a joke.
Reply:No, this has NEVER happened to me.


You are one sick puppy! I bet you like to get dumped on yourself!
Reply:what?