Survey for Atheists: How do you deal with Christians that try to talk to you...?

A) Pay a homeless man to show them the meaning of being soiled.


B) Fake your own death.


C) A Flying side kick.


D) Other.......?

Survey for Atheists: How do you deal with Christians that try to talk to you...?
D.





nothing says leave me alone like a shotgun...
Reply:if a christian wants to talk to me thats cool





im fine with chat





but conversionisim and fundamentalisim is where i draw my line





d) other


gouge out my own eyes, and rip off my own ears, while writhing in agony, i muster up the strength to throw my eye balls at them (yes im aware i cant see, and its probably fruitless, but hey they will run run run, and ill be FREEEEEEEEEEEE)





then ill bleed and be in utter agony untl i either die, or am taken to the hospital , where ill still die


but in peace
Reply:My advice is to listen to what they have to say... and actually listen. After that you can reasonably explain your views. If you are nice to them, they are more likely to listen to you. They are just trying to help you, and there is no reason to be mean to them.
Reply:Most of my friends are Christians and they talk to me all the time. We swap recipes, tell funny stories and go for road trips. I like our conversations. Do you mean if they want to preach at me? Then I firmly say, "No thank you" and I move on.
Reply:D) Not everyone can do this, but I roll my eyes all the way back, so nothing but whites show, and say in my best evil voice "Your mother says for you to stop bothering me."
Reply:D. Other. I don't object to their talking to me. That gives me the opportunity to talk to them, and perhaps open a mind or two.
Reply:If talk means convert, then C) a flying sidekick.





If talk means conversing, D) converse with them.
Reply:I listen, being that as wise and knowledgeable as I might be, I do not know everything.
Reply:I tell them I'm holier than they.


And then I ask them if I'm the only atheist pastor in America today, or are there others?
Reply:That is a very funny question from someone who spends much of his spare time talking to Christians here. Am I the only one who sees the irony?
Reply:Is drowning them out with maniacal laughter an option?
Reply:D) Other. I would listen and agree to disagree.
Reply:D) Listen for a while then turn on my iPod and stare at them.
Reply:D) I just start snacking on a dead babby. That shuts em down everytime!
Reply:My Answer: D) offer them a beer and we'll discuss "the meaning of life"
Reply:"I will call the police if you don't stop stalking me."
Reply:A is good, but I prefer to mock them.
Reply:it seems that in NYC i never have to deal with this.
Reply:Damn that dude with the first answer is a DIIIIIICK!!
Reply:Atheists are weird. o.O





They think we came from monkeys. Idiots...
Reply:C)


But I'll do that to anyone who tries to talk to me.
Reply:b
Reply:I just pull out my knife, Ol' Stabby.
Reply:Why! don't talk to them. You seem to know it all anyway. From what podium do you talk?
Reply:pick my nose and fling it at them.